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Imagine my surprised when I discovered that the LawBitches blog only comes with an "R" Rating. The crew here at There's No Competition brings you talk about topics like jacking off a silverback gorilla, adversely possessing anuses, S&M at the IRS, how the Romping Rabbit and sex swings need a spot in everyone's home, and giving blow jobs with the aid of Pop Rocks. I mean, come on, we're not exactly known for being appropriate... And all of this just deems us an "R" Rating?

So what is this rating bullshit based on? Well, apparently it's based on the presence of these words: bitch (9x), pissed (3x), hell (2x), ass (1x). So are words like fuck, masterbate, anus, and blowjob not included when ratings are determined? WTF? I mean, I figured having John Roberts alone as a contributor would lend this blog at least an NC-17 rating...

5 comments:

Butterflyfish said...

It only scans the first page, and since there hasn't been goat-raping on this blog in a while, it rated you approriately. Re-run it and you'll be NC-17 after that post.

Calculating Bitch said...

Imagine my surprise when I just re-ran it and now we are rated "G". Apparently no bad words appear on the page... what is happening to our reputation? ;-)

Guy Fawkes said...

The War of All Against All = R rating. Use of the word bitch(x11) and bitches(x1).

LawSchoolBlogger said...

yeah, searching for key words is the most effortless way to 'rate' a blog

John Roberts said...

The problem is that our worst (or best depending on your point of view) posts don't use a lot of "naughty" words. Rather they make you want to scrub your mind with a Brillo pad because they force the English language to touch itself in the bad place resulting in prose just dripping with venereal goodness.