Children Under 17 Can Only Read With Adult Supervision

Imagine my surprised when I discovered that the LawBitches blog only comes with an "R" Rating. The crew here at There's No Competition brings you talk about topics like jacking off a silverback gorilla, adversely possessing anuses, S&M at the IRS, how the Romping Rabbit and sex swings need a spot in everyone's home, and giving blow jobs with the aid of Pop Rocks. I mean, come on, we're not exactly known for being appropriate... And all of this just deems us an "R" Rating?

So what is this rating bullshit based on? Well, apparently it's based on the presence of these words: bitch (9x), pissed (3x), hell (2x), ass (1x). So are words like fuck, masterbate, anus, and blowjob not included when ratings are determined? WTF? I mean, I figured having John Roberts alone as a contributor would lend this blog at least an NC-17 rating...

Fanmail

A recent email:
"I'm a 1.5L, or something like that, at an overpriced school in the midwest, the kind of 25K per year school that the US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT pisses on during their yearly rankings. Instead of preparing for summer classes in Evid, Pro. Res., and some lame seminar, I thought I would search for underaged Thai porn and somehow, this linked to your blog. It is in my favorites, and made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing this with all of your other fellow law students."


A few thoughts about above fanmail:

Reasonable Peep: "Underage Thai porn? Hmm...what is the connection? "

Roberts: "Underaged Thai porn? Obviously we are doing something VERY wrong. It's my hope that we can turn the blog around and only have the blog pop up as a result for classy searches, like double amputee midget stocking fetishist "art" films."

Larceny: "Can I just say how proud I was to read that we are a search result for Underaged Thai porn? I think a tear went to my eye. That being said, I still have the nylon porn (fuckin' Sandra and Peep) so he's not totally off."

Calculating: "Hmmm, I wonder what he was looking for. Well, I'm glad he found us. The fact that he's even sober enough to send us an email, despite being in law school during the summer, means that he obviously needs our help."