Back to the Grind

Five minutes into Professional Responsibility today:

Calculating: I think this is going to be a class where we are going to have to start chat rooms
Sandra: Agreed.
Sandra: Do we confess our sin now?
Calculating: That’s going to take longer than 26 class session
Sandra: I have a short list to help me
Sandra: I’m going to need more memory on the computer though to download it
Calculating: Should I tell him that I'm hoping to be able to catch up on my internet porn browsing during this class?
Sandra: I will pay you good money to say that
Calculating: that would be a great start to PR
Sandra: Is it a conflict of interest if I watch Jenna Jamison in "Girl on Girl" and then watch her in "Deep Dickin' IV"?

Ten Minutes later…

Sandra: Class notes thus far: "Don't shit where you sleep. Stop fucking clients."
Calculating: Hey, those are the keys to PR, aren't they? You'll get that right on the MPRE

After listening to a five minute discussion about ethics, conflicts of interests and collecting fees from your clients:

Calculating: Should this class be called: how to cover your ass 101?
Sandra: I think so. Step 1: don’t let clients touch your ass.
Calculating: Step 2: If they do, make sure you charge them for it. No freebies. Step 3: All else fails, keep your mouth shut.
Calculating: Yep, I think that pretty much sums it up.