[*Yes, this was actually said by one of the LawBitches (rather loudly) when walking into one of our required classes...]
Ah, the 2Ls. Even though we are only four days in they have provided amusement to no end. It kills us as we sit in class behind all of them, listening to them discussing the reading (fifteen minutes before class starts), and staring at their 5 pages of typed book notes on their laptop screens (again, prior to the first class). Don't you know that you are no longer 1Ls? Knock it off!
I certainly hope we were never like that last year. What is wrong with the class of 2009?
The first day of school…
Calculating: I think there are so many gunners in this class that the odds of getting called on are virtually zero
Giggles: i vote the girl in the third row from the front, middle far right side tries first
Giggles: she's my middle square
2 minutes later
Giggles: i can cross off my middle square
Calculating: lol. That didn't take long
Calculating: why is she the free square?
Giggles: because the easiest one is always the middle
23 minutes later
Giggles: ok... annoying. stop trying to be funny
Calculating: no kidding
Giggles: man... i really just need to line those people all up on the board and I would have a bingo almost already
Giggles: screw filling in the rest of the board
Calculating: fantasy gunner is better then bingo because you go the entire semester and you get to draft your players
Giggles: yeah. but how do you draft people you don’t know the names of — like all of the 2Ls?
Calculating: well, sneak a peek at the seating chart
Giggles: ask for a copy
Giggles: in order to get to know our 2L better
Calculating: yeah, question is are there more 2L or 3L gunners in this class?
Calculating: do you realize the only 3Ls in the first five rows of the class are on law review?
Giggles: oh sad
Giggles: there just aren't that many 3ls in here
The second day of school…
Larceny: These little 2Ls are funny. They snipe at each other.
Larceny: One girl kept saying the wrong name. And Lance and I noticed it and were like whatever
Larceny: And then someone raised their hand and was like "she is saying the WRONG name"
Larceny: And emphasized it and she said, "I'm sorry, I understood that it was this way" kinda cranky-like
Calculating: who is it?
Larceny: Yeah, cause I would know that. The chick has [insert description that is too close for the comfort of the semi-anonymity of this blog here]
Calculating: omigod I think that might be the same one that was driving nuts in my class too.
Larceny: She's kinda dumb
Larceny: Says things without reading/thinking at first
Calculating: yeah, she was trying way too hard to be funny in class today...
Larceny: the prof keeps asking her questions and she's pretty confused
Larceny: For such go-getters, they're not THAT smart
Larceny: My favorite part is that Lance and I knew that she made the mistake like a half hour ago, but decided that IM and the internet were more important
The third day of school…
Roberts: its great having 2Ls in class though
Roberts: they are all trying so hard
Roberts: and Larceny and i are picking nicknames for them
Calculating: you need to get a student directory from last year and cross out their real names, so I can figure out who you are talking about
Calculating: ask Larceny if the gunner from crim pro is in corps too
Roberts: so far there is k-fed, Captain Scribe, and the Weiner King and his Court
Roberts: k-fed looks like he should have been in an adult GED class
Roberts: Larceny really hates the weiner king
Roberts: i think he is hilarious
Calculating: lol. I kind of want to know who these people are but maybe it's best if I don
Roberts: The weiner king really is the king of all weiners. his voice, his slang, his mannerisms, his face.
Roberts: i bet he is awesome at chess
Roberts: Captain Scribe did casebriefs for the reading!!!!
Larceny: I told Roberts that the weiner king was kind of creepy and douchey
Larceny: "Like a frat boy that will corner you in a hallway and try to make you drink in the hopes that finally some girl will let him touch her boobies"
Calculating: oh, god, I know who it is — he is a bit outspoken as well
Larceny: "Outspoken" is not the word I would have used for him
Larceny: I like douche-y better
Larceny: I think it may be the combo of the suit + memorized restatement = douchey
Larceny: "When I was working at blah blah blah this summer...."
Calculating: the 2Ls are doing that already?
Calculating: I thought that was reserved for pretentious 3Ls
Larceny: Nope, apparently not