Broad-Shouldered Law Student (BSLS): “You and everyone else. I hope we won't be asked to do this on the test.”
Calculating: “There is no test. Thank God.”
BSLS: “But we do have to do something. Hopefully it's something like opening a savings account.”
Calculating: “Nice and numb, huh?”
Shoegirl: “oh yeah, everything's just pretty”
LittleMiss: “Well lucky you, because then you won't be able to hear him anymore.”
But it wasn’t over yet. Class ended 30 minutes later with the prof finishing up by saying, “See how important and exciting this spot on the drafting tour is?”
I left the class, still laughing. I think he broke my brain.