Scooter Libby: Someone's bitch

Okay, so unless you were buried in a cave somewhere with Osama bin Laden, and I'm pretty sure he even knows about it, Scooter Libby was found guilty. This man:



Two things: First, his name is freakin' Scooter. Second, look at that face. This man is so going to be someone's bitch in prison. Just the name alone calls for repeated beatings, but that face? Well, he's just screwed. Ahem.

And while I'm just a 2L, I believe I remember something about cruel and unusual punishment, so I'm thinking his lawyer should consider this in the impending appeal, I mean, he is going to be in some pain, you know, cause he's a tightass. Man, I'm on fire today. But seriously, look at him. Then again, maybe cruel and unusual punishment is having to hear him whine all day about how his "sheets are too rough," and "where is my chianti I asked for?" and blah blah blah. I think that's how rich people get to be in prison. I hear Martha Stewart got to make cupcakes, so he has hope.

6 comments:

John Roberts said...

Prison rape isn't a laughing matter you insensitive dolt.

dicta said...

he'll be the village scooter. time to ride the scooter. all aboard the pain train!

Addled said...

Go Wikipedia!

keep_laughing_you'll_be_paying_for_my_opinion said...

do you really think he is going to spend a day in jail? Appeals, prez pardon. Besides, everyone knows these type of people go to country clubs not the "lube in not provided" prisons.

keep_laughing_you'll_be_paying_for_my_opinion said...
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keep_laughing_you'll_be_paying_for_my_opinion said...

Ahhhh. See. I told you he wasn't going to spend a day in jail.