tinkles so if you are an animal lawyer
tinkles: and you are defending a horse
tinkles: would it be a conflict of interest to ride it during the weekends?
calculating: well, thats kind of like having sex with a client. I think its okay as long as you rode it before it became a client.
calculating: But if you only started after the client relationship began, then it would be a conflict of interest.
tinkles: well lets say you rode its mother
tinkles: while it was inside
tinkles: so you kinda rode her
calculating: Well, technically still wouldn't have been a client yet…although that may become a gray area. Who is paying for the representation?