Two things: First, his name is freakin' Scooter. Second, look at that face. This man is so going to be someone's bitch in prison. Just the name alone calls for repeated beatings, but that face? Well, he's just screwed. Ahem.
And while I'm just a 2L, I believe I remember something about cruel and unusual punishment, so I'm thinking his lawyer should consider this in the impending appeal, I mean, he is going to be in some pain, you know, cause he's a tightass. Man, I'm on fire today. But seriously, look at him. Then again, maybe cruel and unusual punishment is having to hear him whine all day about how his "sheets are too rough," and "where is my chianti I asked for?" and blah blah blah. I think that's how rich people get to be in prison. I hear Martha Stewart got to make cupcakes, so he has hope.
6 comments:
Prison rape isn't a laughing matter you insensitive dolt.
he'll be the village scooter. time to ride the scooter. all aboard the pain train!
Go Wikipedia!
do you really think he is going to spend a day in jail? Appeals, prez pardon. Besides, everyone knows these type of people go to country clubs not the "lube in not provided" prisons.
Ahhhh. See. I told you he wasn't going to spend a day in jail.
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