Happy Valentine's Day, the Law Bitch Way

So this post is almost a week late. What can I say? I'm really busy lazy.

Anyways, last week Lance, Larceny, Reasonable Peep, and myself volunteered to make some valentines for sick people.

Here's what we came up with:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cancer's a bitch,
Sucks to be you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm really sorry,
You have bloody poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Using a hotdog to masturbate?
Seriously, get a clue.
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I hope by the time you get this,
You aren't dead.

Apparently we were supposed to steer clear of inappropriate messages. Ooops.


D.E. Epfnord said...

I really could have used these back when I was working in critical care. My favorite valentine ever, though, was a valentine to the deceased by Scott Adams:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Carboard is stiff
And so are you

Larceny Bitch said...

I must say, this was one of the most entertaining events that I have actually been to (and I don't go to many of these). Especially when I could see the glares of others through my tears and laughter. That just made me laugh harder.

some guy said...

you guys should consider med school. you'd ace the classes in bedside manner

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