"How To Be a Good Prostitute"
Which makes me wonder:
1) Who searches for this type of thing?
- A pimp looking for an article to give to his girls?
- A whore who was told that she sucked at her job?
- A desperate husband hoping to give some pointers to his wife?
- A poor law student thinking about becoming an escort?
- Basic Instructions: how to turn a trick?
- Marketing Techniques: how to target rich men in classy cars
- Management Techniques: how to master your street corner?
- Maximizing Profits: how not to turn all of your money over to your pimp and the IRS?
- This is purely rhetorical, for I actually know where this search ends on our site. In our responses to What We Want to Be When We Grow Up we apparently have all of these words. Yep, I'm glad that ambition, class, and grace aren't holding us back.