Fresh Meat

Since Larceny already teased the story I might as well finish it. So Mrs. Ito also is in school, but thankfully for her it is not law school. As I was dropping her off this morning, before coming to this glorious law school, this is what transpired.

Mrs. Ito opened her car door, from an obviously parked car, and proceeded to have a helmeted bicyclist come crashing into the open door. The bicyclist, the bike, and the door appeared to be unscathed. I looked at Mrs. Ito, she was very concerned, I, on the other hand, was trying my hardest not to laugh. And then it dawned on me, what if I get sued? God, I hate what law school is doing to me...

3 comments:

dicta said...

if a suit is commenced simply make the biker "disappear." lawsuits are no fun without plaintiffs.

Lance Ito said...

also if the plaintiff was smart, she would have been writing down my license plate number as she was on the ground and then try to file a "hit and run" cause of action.

M said...

Did Mrs Ito check to make sure no one was coming when she opened her door? Cyclists have the right to use the road as well, as car drivers too often forget. Check your mirrors, and for god's sake don't laugh if you hit someone!