There's a Pool on the Fifth Floor?

So, the 1Ls were all scurrying around last week for this optional prep course program that the school puts on. I was talking to one of the security guards and jokingly said, "Its just like freshman in high school all over again. I feel like I should be trying to sell them pool passes."

I come into work the next day and there is a sign hanging on the security desk that says "Free towel service if you buy your pool pass before September 6th."

Apparently, a couple of people did inquire about the pool passes:

1L: "I didn't know there was a pool here."
Security guard: "Yeah, its up on the 5th floor. You should take the elevator up and check it out." (Note: of course there are only 4 floors).
So the 1L went and got in the elevator. Within a minute he was back out in the hallway, walking towards security: "Hey, where is the button for the fifth floor?"

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2L: "We have a pool? How come I never heard about this last year?"
Wise 3L: "You've never been to the pool? Are you kidding? It's up on the fifth floor."
2L: "Hmm, I'll have to go check it out the next time I'm up there."

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Yep, for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, law school is just like high school. Welcome back to the grind!