There's a Pool on the Fifth Floor?

So, the 1Ls were all scurrying around last week for this optional prep course program that the school puts on. I was talking to one of the security guards and jokingly said, "Its just like freshman in high school all over again. I feel like I should be trying to sell them pool passes."

I come into work the next day and there is a sign hanging on the security desk that says "Free towel service if you buy your pool pass before September 6th."

Apparently, a couple of people did inquire about the pool passes:

1L: "I didn't know there was a pool here."
Security guard: "Yeah, its up on the 5th floor. You should take the elevator up and check it out." (Note: of course there are only 4 floors).
So the 1L went and got in the elevator. Within a minute he was back out in the hallway, walking towards security: "Hey, where is the button for the fifth floor?"


2L: "We have a pool? How come I never heard about this last year?"
Wise 3L: "You've never been to the pool? Are you kidding? It's up on the fifth floor."
2L: "Hmm, I'll have to go check it out the next time I'm up there."


Yep, for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, law school is just like high school. Welcome back to the grind!


Larceny Bitch said...

Tell us the truth Calculating, the 2L who asked about the pool was John Roberts wasn't it?

John Roberts said...

You are wrong Larceny. I didn't need to ask about the pool because I already had purchased my pass this summer.