Law Student Guy Person - Look What You Started...

Alternative names to this post:

  • Why the LawBitches will not have a MySpace Profile
  • Why we must protect John Robert’s anonymity
  • No wants to condemn John Roberts to a future of walking funny

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:01 PM
To: Calculating; John Roberts
Cc: Class Bitch; Reasonable Peep.; Anita; Lance; Sandra
Subject: MySpace profile

Due to all the curiosity about us, and MySpace and our profiles on it (and mostly the suggestion of a poster that they wanted to see a profile) I am creating a MySpace profile for our blog. I will send the username and password info and all when it's done so we can all add and contribute. Then we can start making friends with all our readers see.

-----Original Message-----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Does this mean we have officially hit the big time?

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:10 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

No, I think it just means that we are leveraging digital-age technology to provide superior reader experience (i.e. they can stalk us though the internet)

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:10 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

I believe so...we're like Anonymous lawyer.....only without a book deal. Any ideas on our profile image? I was looking for cartoons that would work well with us (basically a bunch of girls and a guy or two)

-----Original Message-----
From: Calculating Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:10 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Is this something that will compromise our anonymity?

I don’t know about everyone else, but I don’t want to be involved in anything that will have my real name connected to it. More and more employers are Googling potential employees – including looking to see if they have blogs, facebook accounts and myspace profiles. As a potential employee I don’t want my public profile/real name to be seen nor connected to our blog.

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:11 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

But what if it gets you a book deal?

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:12 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

If people are concerned, I don't have to do it. But it's completely anonymous, with our blog names and blog info on it, nothing with our personal information on it. I even faked our zip code area. I'm not expecting that any of us would be putting our personal information on it, that would ruin the anonymity of the blog.

-----Original Message-----
From: Calculating Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Is the book deal going to pay me six figures a year?

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

I dunno. How good can you plagiarize write?

-----Original Message-----

From: Sandra Gay O’Connor
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

I gotta go with Calculating on this one.

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:14 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

People, calm down. It was just going to be a profile of our blog. Nothing else. No personal info on it at all.

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:17 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

Larceny, seriously, I can't have my name on the internets. Everyone knows that the only people who have their name on the internets are child molesters and I was acquitted, so I really don't need alleged accusations following me around because the last thing I want is to have to move cities all over again

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:18 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

LOL Roberts. Cute. I guess the name First: Law Last: Bitches is definitely going to be able to identify all of us by our name and address.

-----Original Message-----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:19 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

I don't know Roberts, I saw you on the Primetime special, you are still wanted in Kentucky...maybe if the book deal falls through, I will have to settle with the reward money...

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:21 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

So does this mean you're breaking up with me?

-----Original Message-----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:22 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Let's just say I am using it as leverage...how could I break up with you? Your so cute!!! Massive crushes don't just die because you are a child molester, cheese...

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:23 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

So should I nix it? No ones name was going to be on it, just our blog names, but no problem nixing it before I get too far into my afternoon project.

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:24 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

You're right, I'm sorry for losing faith. But even if you do turn me in, prison jumpsuit orange really brings out my eyes, so I'll look even cuter.

-----Original Message----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:25 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

The idea of a conjugal visit has always been a fantasy of mine...hmm...

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:29 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

That does sound pretty hot.

Except for the whole going to prison thing. you might be worth it though, miz peep.

-----Original Message-----
From: Larceny Bitch
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:29 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts

Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:30 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

Can't you see that peep and I are having a moment here larceny? You are so rude!

-----Original Message-----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:30 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

I am definitely worth it...

Plus, the Dr. is always on call...

And if I was not enough for you, your roommate would fill in the gaps...

-----Original Message-----
From: John Roberts
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:38 PM
Subject: Re: MySpace profile

Between you and my cell mate, I think I would end up walking funny for years

-----Original Message-----
From: Reasonable Peep
Sent:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:38 PM
Subject: RE: MySpace profile

Nix it.

4 comments:

dicta said...

i think if any potential employer saw my myspace account i'd be in trouble. however, they might hire me for the annual lecture on "inappropriate material for the workplace." so i guess that's something. then all i have to do is apply to 330 jobs! (i'm taking those last 35 days for vacation!)

Larceny Bitch said...

I may still make a profile for my "blog character." And then I will place lots of pictures of Wonder Woman and various other cartoon characters that I believe perfectly suit my fellow bloggers. It will be a feast for the eyes. And then, if enough people that read this blog ask to be my friend, I will reveal John Robert's identity through hints, because I do want to see him walk funny. (Well, not really the part that causes the walking funny)

LawStudentGuyPerson said...

I am touched, and truly honored to have a post with my username in it. Of course, my intent was not to start some sort of in-depth analysis about the virtues and vices of MySpace, but I'm tickled that it was the seed of some funny e-mails. And hey, if John Roberts and Reasonable Peep realize their latent, though weird, attraction to each other, isn't that a good thing?

I suppose I was asking for your real MySpace profiles, but I figured that would be a no-go. My loss.

John Roberts said...

LawStudentGuyPerson, you can stick your stuffy mainstream values right up your cornhole.

Where do you get the nerve to call a relationship based on blackmail and prison sex fantasies weird?