- "marriage is boring"
- "being a loser"
- "what does it cost to paint a passanger's door on a dodge van"*
- "love con law"
- "how to get a date when you are a loser"
- "person getting hit at a PTA meeting"
*Yes, the search had "passangers" spelt wrong so this anal rententive editor must have let that one slip through the cracks.