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I don't understand teenage boys - this is a problem
So, this evening my two teenage nephews (my brother is much older than me) are coming to visit me from my home state. They will arrive around 4 this afternoon and leave tomorrow morning to go back. So it's only one evening. However, I have a problem. I'm not a boy, let alone a teenage boy. My significant other will not be home for at least 2 hours after they arrive. They love him because they can talk about cars and trucks and stuff. But what the hell am I going to do with them in the meantime? I have no cable, no X-box or Nintendo (and don't even know the difference between them.) I have a Playstation 1 that my older brother gave me a couple years ago because he was embarrassed that I had not ever played a video game. But I'm not sure where it is and I don't have that little card thingy that makes it remember your score or level or whatever. What does a female law student, who spends her free time reading Property Law (Somehow I don't think they would appreciate hearing about that) and Con Law, and who is becoming increasingly less lucid as finals approach going to do with two teenage boys for two hours?? I am so screwed.
3 comments:
Show them the Nylon Porn Video.
Don't touch them in their private areas.
Well, good question. If you had the playstation, rent some games.
I have 2 boys, but they are only 11 and 7. With finals in less than 2 weeks, they tend to stay away from me.
Climb trees. They like that. Buy them pizza, that will take a good 10 minutes for them to eat.
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