So, John Roberts and I were having an AIM conversation in order to avoid the horror that is our Property reading. And then we discovered something about ourselves and our group that will make all you late 80's, early 90's people sigh in rememberance of your childhood. And then you may get all of our personalities more.LarcenyBitch (1:57:22 PM): That's what i'm most looking forward to, especially while I read through this horrible property case
John Roberts (1:58:32 PM): I still haven't started it yet because I am working on some same-sex marriage research shit for Contracts prof, but I can hear Lance Ito and Sandra Gay moaning about it next to me
LarcenyBitch (1:59:01 PM): lol, it is horrendous, I'm sure you'll get to it and enjoy it just as much as them
John Roberts (1:59:42 PM): I'm sure I will. At least I am learning one thing in Property: S&M just isn't my thing
LarcenyBitch (2:05:32 PM): John, if you could please just do this reading for me, and if she says "Ms. Larceny?" you could just answer for me, that would be great
John Roberts (2:05:57 PM): sure thing Larceny
LarcenyBitch (2:06:03 PM): great
John Roberts (2:06:04 PM): do you have a wig I could borrow?
LarcenyBitch (2:06:14 PM): No, but just tell her you got a haircut
John Roberts (2:06:15 PM): if you pull your hair back, we can switch spots and she will never know
LarcenyBitch (2:06:21 PM): perfect
John Roberts (2:06:39 PM): oh, you would need to tape down your boobs too, and I would need something to stuff in my shirt
LarcenyBitch (2:06:54 PM): I'll bring you a bra to stuff
John Roberts (2:06:59 PM): perfect
John Roberts (2:07:23 PM): its agreed then. I will be you tomorrow, and you will be me
LarcenyBitch (2:07:39 PM): okay, but if she calls on "mr. Roberts" you have to do that too
John Roberts (2:08:26 PM): woah, woah, woah
John Roberts (2:08:41 PM): how are we going to pull a costume switch off in front of everyone?
LarcenyBitch (2:08:51 PM): I will put my hair down
LarcenyBitch (2:08:54 PM): And you will cross your arms
John Roberts (2:09:00 PM): we need a smoke bomb
John Roberts (2:09:07 PM): you can toss it if she calls on mr. Roberts
John Roberts (2:09:17 PM): and then we can quick switch while everyone is coughing
LarcenyBitch (2:09:22 PM): That would be perfect
John Roberts (2:09:28 PM): but then if she calls on Larceny we would be fucked
John Roberts (2:09:36 PM): unless you had some more smoke bombs
LarcenyBitch (2:09:51 PM): So you're saying I'd have to bring two
John Roberts (2:10:00 PM): that would be best
John Roberts (2:10:04 PM): maybe 3 just in case
John Roberts (2:10:08 PM): I feel like I am in an episode of "Saved by the
LarcenyBitch (2:10:44 PM): And why is that?
John Roberts (2:11:04 PM): because we are hatching this crazy school related scheme
John Roberts (2:11:18 PM): it seems like the kind of thing zach would have screetch do so zach could get in kelly's pants
John Roberts (2:11:34 PM): wait a minute
John Roberts (2:11:42 PM): were you even old enough for saved by the bell?
LarcenyBitch (2:11:49 PM): No, I loved Saved by the
John Roberts (2:12:00 PM): yes, you are. I am screetch, and Sandra Gay can be zach
LarcenyBitch (2:12:17 PM): She has the right hair color
John Roberts (2:12:31 PM): you're right
LarcenyBitch (2:12:32 PM): Is Lance Ito AC Slater?
John Roberts (2:12:36 PM): hmm
John Roberts (2:12:39 PM): I guess so
LarcenyBitch (2:12:44 PM): You know, all smart assy and guido-ish
John Roberts (2:12:48 PM): lol
LarcenyBitch (2:14:01 PM): Who the hell is Lisa?
John Roberts (2:14:07 PM): Class Bitch
John Roberts (2:14:12 PM): they both love to shop
LarcenyBitch (2:14:13 PM): Maybe Class Bitch, she's kinda high maint-
John Roberts (2:14:17 PM): lol
LarcenyBitch (2:14:18 PM): Damn, you beat me, great minds think alike
John Roberts (2:14:30 PM): which leaves Calculating Bitch as jesse
John Roberts (2:14:40 PM): both tough, but with a tender side too
John Roberts (2:14:41 PM): awww
LarcenyBitch (2:14:42 PM): Well of course, the overworked studier
LarcenyBitch (2:17:10 PM): Funny enough, there are the perfect number of characters from that show for our group
John Roberts (2:18:04 PM): I guess it means that we have found an inherent truth or something
John Roberts (2:18:17 PM): even funnier is that we all match up pretty well with the characters
LarcenyBitch (2:19:14 PM): lol, that is kinda true too
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