Larceny is a Lame-o

From a chat during Larceny Bitch and my Family Law class

Larceny Bitch: Crap, I'm going to have to go next now
John Roberts: that sucks
John Roberts: i have been lucking out with the cold calls lately
Larceny Bitch: No shit
Larceny Bitch: lol
John Roberts: and it has been really lucky as i stopped reading before spring break and havent really gotten back into the swing of things
Larceny Bitch: Yeah, he hates calling on people who haven't read
Larceny Bitch: Good thing I did today I guess
Larceny Bitch: I get the dying kid
John Roberts: oh, sad
John Roberts: I'll buy you a beer if you choke out a tear while reciting the facts
Larceny Bitch: lol, no
Larceny Bitch: You're a bad person
John Roberts: fine
John Roberts: how about 2 beers?
Larceny Bitch: no way, what if I laugh while trying to cry, that would be awful
Larceny Bitch: Although, showing of my true thoughts on children
John Roberts: if you laugh while trying to cry, i will still buy you the beers
Larceny Bitch: crap, I'll always be known as the girl who cried
John Roberts: c'mon, aren't you dedicated to humor?
Larceny Bitch: Yes, but as Ass Husband always says, I wear my emotions on my face, and while amused, may not be able to shed a tear
Larceny Bitch: That's hard work to shed a tear man
John Roberts: you can do it
John Roberts: you can fake it
John Roberts: just put your hand over your eyes and pretend to shake and make crying noises
John Roberts: if you play your cards right, you won't have to finish the case
Larceny Bitch: Oh my god I cannot make crying noises
John Roberts: you totally can Larceny
John Roberts: just do like a forlorn wail
John Roberts: and run out of the room
Larceny Bitch: A forlorn wail?
Larceny Bitch: lol
John Roberts: then you can go to the bathroom and splash water on your face to cover up the fact that you didnt actually cry
John Roberts: and if anyone asks, you can say you don't want to talk about it because its too painful
Larceny Bitch: I'm not sure anyone would believe me now that I think about it
Larceny Bitch: I'm not exactly known for being a softie
John Roberts: they totally would
John Roberts: Ill be anita you play thomas thinks you should pretend to cry too
Larceny Bitch: Gullible law students?
John Roberts: no
Larceny Bitch: Tell Ill be anita you play thomas not to encourage you
John Roberts: people woulnd't want to look like an asshole by questioning your pain
Larceny Bitch: So yeah, gullible
Larceny Bitch: Cause if it were me, I'd totally ask
John Roberts: Ill be anita you play thomas and i both think you are a lame-o
Larceny Bitch: I am fine with being a lame-o

1 comment:

Vinicio said...

that's a long conversation.