Ah, the Callback...

What kind of questions are you supposed to ask at a callback interview?

1. How much do you pay?

2. Can I surf for porn at work?
3. What criteria will I be evaluated against?
4. What processes are in place to help me manage the workload as a busy law student?
5. Do I get a free "Booze of the Month" club membership?
6. Sex on my desk. Kosher?
7. What is something you wish you would have known about the firm before you accepted your position?
8. What is your favorite thing about working for the firm? Your least favorite?
9. I have a slight drinking problem and huge gambling problem. I might miss work occassionally because I'll be on 15 hour benders at the casino. However, I'll always spend the following 24 hours in the office making up my lost time. Do you forsee this as being a problem?
10. Can you tell me how your firm governance is set up? How are officers chosen?
11. If you died and were re-incarnated as a character on "The Loveboat," who would you be?

As long as you use at least 5 of the above 11 you'll definitely get an offer.


The Namby Pamby said...

Those are awesome...you are definitely guaranteed partner by your third month

Lawmommy said...

If I can't get a memo done on time, can I take the physical challenge instead?

Calculating Bitch said...

Damn, I didn't get a chance to use that one, LawMommy. But I'll keep it in mind for next time...