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-----Original Message-----
From: Calculating Bitch
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 3:18 PM
Subject: FW: Lawyers Ordered to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors


Oh, the legal profession: http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/07/magazines/fortune/rps_fortune/index.htm?cnn=yes


From: John Roberts
Sent: Wed 6/7/2006 3:28 PM

Subject: Re: Lawyers Ordered to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors

Awesome, although it might have been more fitting to order then to play a round of beer pong.


From: Sandra Gay
Sent:
Wed 6/7/2006 3:29 PM
Subject: RE: Lawyers Ordered to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors

Its fucking hysterical!! Beer pong or maybe even strip poker might have been cool though too.


From: Lance Ito
Sent: Wed 6/7/2006 3:32 PM
Subject: RE: Lawyers Ordered to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors

Would you really want to be the "witness" to two pasty old white dudes playing strip poker??


From: Sandra Gay
Sent: Wed 6/7/2006 3:33 PM

Subject: RE: Lawyers Ordered to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors

Probably the best day of work for any paralegal working for such cranky bastards.


"The New ADR"
First stop: rock, paper scissors – next stop: beer pong, strip poker or a solid game of turbo racers! (If that is all there is to being a lawyer, then I can stop going to class now and just focus on my cup flipping skillz...)

4 comments:

......................... said...

Guess Im on the shit list because I wasnt included in this conversation. Geez who am I? Karen?

Larceny Bitch said...

Right on Classy, What the fuck. Hmph. They're just mad that we would beat them at rock paper scissors old school style.

dicta said...

its ok, dicta didnt get the emails either. of course, there's no reason why i should.

the most disappointing part of the articles is that it doesnt say who won, or what they threw!

The BLS said...

I'm loving how you guys communicate to each other when you're not around. Hilarious.