Do They Know Something I Don't Know?

I got this in the mail yesterday. It was clearly addressed to Ms. Calculating Bitch, and not current resident, so I know it was intended for me:

"This special time in my life?" Maybe I'm naive but I always thought that I'd be the first to know.

To whomever added me to the freaking pregnant woman mailing list: haha. I will hunt you down.


Larceny Bitch said...

If I get one of those things, I will find out who did this, and hunt you down along with Calculating.

I love kids, really, I do.

Scalito said...


Congrats on your pregnancy. We wish you the best on your journey into familyhood.

-scalito & wife

Calculating Bitch said...

How many times do you I have to tell you? I've only been wearing baggy clothes to hide that freshman fifteen, not a pregnancy.

Shouldn't my drinking tendencies further be a clue that there is no bun in this oven?

dicta said...

no worries!

dicta to the rescue!

......................... said...

How many times do I have to tell you to wear protection.

On another note I am sorry, I put down the wrong name and address when I filled out the card.

Paybacks are a bitch
---class bitch

John Roberts said...

Congrats Calculating. I assume you would rather wait until after finals are over for us to throw the shower.

Larceny Bitch said...

Dicta, thank you for that link. That made my day. And it's a rainy dreary day in these parts. LOL

dicta said...

no problem...i like to help the people out every now and then, you know. and i figured i'd give calculating bitch an alternative to the hanger, just in case she didnt wanna get her sunday best wrinkled.

Calculating Bitch said...

Thanks for thinking of me, Dicta. That's got be almost as many karma points as rescuing that dog for the old lady on crutches. You should be set for life now.