I had a party last night.
Empty bottles of wine: 10
Beers drank: 92
Time last person passed out: 5 am
Obscene messages written on my fridge: 3
Red wine stains on my white carpet: 1
Minutes of video footage of Lance Ito, John Roberts, Sandra Gay and Scalito singing karaoke and busting a few druken moves (which I feel compelled to disclose to the state board of law examiners prior to allowing them to sit for the bar): countless.
2 comments:
There's fucking video? Calculating, have I told you how much I appreciate your friendship?
Before I read your list of contributors, I thought you were talking about the actual Lance Ito, which made it funnier. But only a little.
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