"There are three alligators sitting next to a pool drinking margaritas. An argument breaks out. Which one started it?"
"Which one won the argument?"
Things I've Realized
- Only a law student would laugh at a joke like that
- Law jokes are terribly cheesy.
- When you try to tell a law joke to a non-lawyer, he will just look at you blankly and you be in a rush to justify, "Well, I guess you had to be there."
- I'd better make friends while I'm in law school, because no normal person is going to want to be my friend once I graduate.