Why me?

Here I am sitting in the lounge...trying to appear studious. If I have learned one thing so far in law school is that its faker then Ted Koppel's hair. Am I at a institute of higher learning or back in high school? Its good to find other people with similar interests who are not living on Mommy and Daddy's dime. Get ready for the real world at some point people!!!!! I went to law school to become more marketable, but all I am being is more jaded. Profs suck, exams suck, etc. and with all the money we have to spend on books/supplements/e-briefs/crunchtime books/software its no wonder why most lawyers make almost six figures. Well time to go and get ready for Crim Law and figure out how to use my fantabulous note taking software.