Scaring Them Before They Even Get Here

During the law school open house, a prospective student was cornered by Professor Jurisprudence (who looks like a senile grandfather) and Professor Constitutional & International Law (who looks like a shell-shocked war veteran).

After being lead into a debate on legal philosophy and war and terrorism, the poor prospective had a rather horrified look on his face. Professor Jurisprudence leaned over and said, in attempt to be comforting:
"You can just call us love and war."

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