Our School is Infested with Vermin

No, I'm not talking about the 1Ls, or even some of the more insidious 2Ls. I'm talking about rodents.

I was down in the basement of the library when I saw a mouse sized shadow flit across the aisle and dart under one of the stacks.

Needless to say I screamed like a little girl and lept onto the nearest table. All man baby.

4 comments:

Christian said...

Are you SURE that wasnt a 1L you saw? Some of them can scurry pretty fast...

Calculating Bitch said...

Wait, you said the basement of the library? That's Ralph. I was wondering what happened to him.

After I discovered that he ate halfway through my contracts book last year, I had him start doing my homework for me. If you see him again, let him know that I've got the federal taxation code waiting for him to start in on...

LawMommy said...

All right all right.

1Ls show up to class early, we can't park, we constantly look like deer caught in headlights, and we do all the reading.

But is that sufficient justification for likening us to vermin?

Sheep, maybe, but not vermin

John Roberts said...

VER*MIN
noun [treated as pl. ] wild mammals and birds that are believed to be harmful to crops, farm animals, or game, or that carry disease

And you don't think that perfectly fits 1Ls? Just wait until next year.