Spring Break!!!

Today is the 1st day of spring and spring break. Where am I? The law library, where else? Instead of sipping margaritas, shooting tequila and doing kegstands on a barrel of Corona, I am writing a brief. While throngs of nubile co-eds are being duped into showing their chesticles and making porn, I am in the fucking library at 8 fucking AM on our first day of break!!!

The life of a 1L. Glamorous ain't it? Gotta go pick up my WestLaw prints.

-Scalito

1 comment:

Larceny Bitch said...

At least you get Westlaw points! (That's what I'm telling myself anyway) Also, it's Corona dude.