One more Reason I MUST become a Judge.

Credit to John Roberts, this is his find: Absolutely the best proof that justice in the South freakin' rocks.

Who said I need to know anything about advocacy?

7:52 PMme: oh, crap. class participation = 33% of the grade.
I'm so screwed7:53 PM John: just pretend to be a gunner

raise your hand, spout nonsense, and you're done

just make sure its a complete sentence and doesn't include any swear words

me: that's really tough

no swear words?

John: well yeah

7:54 PM just pretend you are at your sentencing hearing, before Judge [Prof Righteousness], and the charge is child molestation

you have to really get into it

me: "My client did not fuck the child, your honor."

John: see you already screwed it up

me: dammit

I'm no good at talking in class

7:55 PM John: it's "My client did not adversley possess the boy's anus with his penis, your honor"
me: it's a good thing that the only court I'll ever be in is probate court and my client is already dead.